Stupid “heat wave” tips

With the weather for “in-landers” heading towards 90 this week, count on the TV weather goofs to give you incredibly-obvious tips, such as:

*Drink plenty of water! Remember: it goes in your mouth, not your ears

*Wear light clothing. Not recommended: burlap, leather, and furs.

*Wear sun screen. Remember: blend it in, or you’ll have “white nose syndrome.”

*Crack the window, for Fido. Or you’ll have “fried Fido.”

*Avoid over-exposure to the heat. Go inside, every once in a while, or better yet . . . head over to the North Beach!