We have a winner . . .

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“Ocean Shores Lite Rail Project Nears Completion…”

Congratulations, Bruce Richardson! You’ve just one a bag of authentic Ocean Shores sand! (Disclaimer: not responsible for destabilization.)

Runners up: “OK, we decided Grey pipe for grey water, white pipe for clean water, right? So what the heck is inside that red pipe?”; “Where’s the on/off switch?”: “Ocean Shores had Open Heart Surgery”; “Remove the pipes! Make room for the bleachers!” and “The biggest sewer pipe goes to City Hall”

All runners up win . . . nominations for the Public Works Commission “open seat”!