Buy This Sign

. . . Though it is by far his favorite, Pancho even agreed to auction off a particularly outre attack on his archenemy, Al Carter. The highest bidder (proceeds going to Pancho’s favorite charity) can either have the “Al Carter smokes etc.” sign, or Mr. Villa will repaint it with whatever the winner likes, and display it for 90 days. 

Pancho did have a pretty good sized concern, last week. “Just don’t make me out to be a nice guy,” he said, before unloosing a screeching laugh, and washing that down with a swig of beer. (It was Happy Hour . . . somewhere.)

I’ll start the bidding, at $10. If anyone can top that, post your bid, below. Or, if you’d like to keep your bid confidential, email: tscanlon@northcoastnews.com.