What have I done???

Just ran into Dave Creighton. Two things: 1) nice mac’n'cheese; 2) he said he’s going to print “I Heart Dave Creighton” bumper stickers.

Ee gads, what have I done? Will the gods of journalism send bolts of lightning through my keyboard?

Just to show I don’t play favorites, I’ll be writing a “Locals Only” column next week, confessing my mad crush on Peggy, how I want to adopt Garland, how I can’t wait to go deep sea fishing with Mike, the hours I spend by the phone, waiting for Nick to invite me to play golf . . . 

(Don’t worry, Bob and Dick, I’ll get you two, too!)